"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door."

— Frederic Brown

"What the hell is that?” I laughed.
“It’s my fox hat.”
“Your fox hat?”
“Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.”
“Why are you wearing your fox hat?” I asked.
“Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox."

— John Green (Looking For Alaska)